Thursday, September 22, 2005

JULIETTE

I would like to introduce to you Juliette. She is 25 and a Legal Secretary from Portland Oregon. Juliette is still a virgin and is saving herself for marriage. The downer on that is she can't find any guys to wait that long, so her relationships usually don't last.

In this picture she is holding her cat Muffin. This is one of the 5 cats she has in her house. She spends a small fortune on Kitty litter and Cat food every month, which is most of her disposable income, leaving very little for her wardrobe. She ocasionally will treat herself to a shopping spree at Goodwill or Desert Industries and if she's feeling really special, she just might hit the clearance rack at TJ Maxx.

Random Fact #1: Juilette hates her job, and feels stuck because she's doing what she went to Junior College for.

Random Fact #2: She's dabbeling in online dating and finds it very exciting. She's fibbed a little on her profile, and kind of feels guilty about that and will confess at mass this coming Sunday.

4 Comments:

At 6:48 PM, Blogger mal said...

The scary part will be if her confessor was the same person she was fibbing with on line!!

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

I'm really tired today, so I'll just say that Juliette is a cross-dresser who wants a piece of my super-hot ass. Bleh, I'll do better next time, April.

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger EB72 said...

Juliette is a total scam artist.
Under those clothes is a super-hot rubber g-string suit and she uses the excuse of "confessing" so she can get away from her dates without having to stay over the night.

Scam.
Total.
Complete.
Scam.

I know this for a FACT.

 
At 2:09 PM, Blogger stretch td said...

Juliette was standed on a desert island with no clothes. With no other choice, she poked holes in a table cloth that washed up on her shore. Here she is pictured with her, pfft, dinner.

 

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