Wednesday, September 21, 2005

LAURIE


This is Laurie, a 29 year old School Teacher from California. She loves kids and wanted to follow in the foot steps of her grandmother who was a kindergarten school teacher for 20 plus years.

Laurie is single and has a profile on EHarmony.com, where she has this picture posted to show her sence of humor by going as a Sister, Sista, Sister for Halloween last year. Which means that she's a Black Nun (aka the Sister, Sista part) and also has a sister. So that makes her a Sister, Sista, Sister. I know, it's really alot to explain for a halloween costume.

She's met a few guys as a result of her EHarmony profile, but hasn't really had much luck. The first guy she met wanted to marry her after a month of dating, so she quickly dumped him. It's not that she's scared to get married. In fact she wants that more than anything, since her clock is ticking, but he took things way to fast and became smothering.

She was also drunk when this picture was taken, and somehow a moustache appeared as she was on her way to the floor. She doesn't drink much, but when she does, she can either be a real bitch, the life of the party or an emotional mess. You never know which "Laurie" you're gonna get when the tequilla shooters start going down.

Random Fact #1: Laurie's extremely responsible with most aspects of her life and isn't a risk taker.

Random Fact #2: When she was 9, she placed 4th in Shot Put at the Track Meet Nationals.

Random Fact #3: She wants to marry a guy with dark skin so that her kids aren't see-through like her.

7 Comments:

At 11:11 AM, Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

Hey, she looks familiar . . .

Laurie is a cross-dressed who was kicked out of her convent when she was caught peeing standing up. Since then, she has completed the transition from male to female but for some reason has been unable to remove the hair follicles from her upper lip. She has a very high self-esteem and believes that this picture makes her look red-hot.

Laurie is ridiculously attracted to me and her only regret when joining the convent was that our love was forbidden. Laurie, baby, we could have had something beautiful but now you're a semi-dude with a 'stache.

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger mal said...

Gads! Wants to marry a guy with dark skin? No biggie, but I would put it at the BOTTOM of the list of things to look for in a mate *G*

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger mal said...

BTW./....I will have the recipe for you when I return to Minnesota *S*

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger EB72 said...

why does Jacob think everyone is a she-male?

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger appsdshell said...

I don't know. I also want to know why he thinks they all want him.

 
At 10:52 AM, Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

Ladies, ladies, please . . . jealousy will get you nowhere.

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger stretch td said...

Laurie, formerly Lawrence, is partially through his genger transformation through introducing female hormones. His breasts are tender and his genitalia have shrunken considerably (there was not much there to begin with) but that damn facial hair just won't go away. The female hormones and "nair" just don't seem to be working, so Laurie will be going to weekly electrolysis sessions.

 

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